12 June 2011 - Pedras Area (Dad)

[I sent Jeffrey a short bio on his soon-to-be new mission president.] Yeah President Batt is leaving June 28th. It's going to be a sad day. We had Zone Conference two weeks ago. It was a teary eyed meeting that is for sure. I'm going to miss the brownies and cookies Sister Batt always made us :) They just seem to have more flavor than diabetes cobbler. Our oven limits our pastry making though. It doesn't really hold any heat in, and it's like cooking over an open fire instead of an oven. The main reason for that is because I broke it, on accident of course. It use to stand up straight, but now it's at a 45 degree angle. Anyways, it'll be weird having a Brazilian as a President. Looks like I'm going to speak English even less :) Pres. Batt is hilarious too. It'll be good though, we'll learn new things. The new President might just have to beat it into our heads. When are you going to get your Mission President call? :) 

[Jeffrey had asked a question about official Church policies on different kinds of tea.] Well Pres. Batt told us not to drink any tea so that's good enough for me. I guess the people here would revolt if they couldn't drink coffee or tea. I'm not going to lie, coffee is probably one of Satan's most effective tools :) Everybody's doing it, it's harmless, it makes you feel good, it's not bad like alcohol. Whatever! All I know is that we lose baptisms because of it. I really liked Dallin H. Oak's talk in last conference. He, like everyone else, stuck marriage in his talk but at least it was at the end. Desire.......that is what moves us all to change. If we aren't changing, then we aren't desiring that change. Desire is a basic necessity to build any Christ-like attribute. Therefore, we need to have righteous desires and, like the scritptures tell us, then we can acheive anything we want.

5 June 2011 - Pedras Area (Dad)

[Well, it seems Brazil is rubbing off on Texas, considering that it is blazing hot and summer hasn't even officially started yet.] Good Texas is supposed to be a hot place!

Well funny story...this week I got my package :) [His birthday package arrived a bit early.] It would've been absurd to leave it in the house for 2 more months, so I just opened it. Now I have some food to celebrate the 4th of July. A little bit of America in Brazil.

[Since when do you know how to make a pie?] Well it's not really a pie. I'll tell you the secret. It's apples, cinnamon, sugar, more sugar, sprite (to make it sweeter), some cake mix poured on top to make a 'crust' and then sprinkle some more sugar. It's more like a diabetes cobbler. We have big dreams for our 4th of July party though, which happens to fall on P Day.

[I mentioned a thought I jotted down during a Sunday meeting: Would life without trials be sufficient to build great character? Did He who is greatest of all live without trials? Why then would we expect or want to?] Jeffrey R. Holland talked about that in the best talk ever that he gave, which unfortunately is impossible to find. You'll just have to take my word for it. He was talking about how each of us will have to experience a part of the Atonement, however small it may be. It would be selfish to think that this world would be a cake walk while the Chosen Son had to suffer beyond our imagination. It's like the 3 Nephi 11 scripture talking about baptism (You pretty much memorize that chapter on the mission and 2 Nephi 31). Jesus was holy and perfect but He too was baptized. Us being imperfect need such an ordinance much more. So Jesus, being perfect, suffered for all of our sins. Us being mortals need such suffering to become better, more 'refined'.

5 June 2011 - Pedras Area (Mom)

We had a good week this week. I'm really enjoying my companion this transfer. He's a good kid and I learn a lot from him. He has helped me with a lot of things. He helped me be myself (since my last companion frowned upon laughing, smiling, and joking aka stuff I like to do) and now the members are much more excited and are willing to help us. Good times.

This Sunday was funny, we had a bunch of people going to church (like 20) and they all lived in the same area. So we grabbed them all and headed to church. I looked like we were herding cattle. Two Texas boys taking our 'sheep' to church. It was good though...real good. There is nothing better than this work.

PS I got you package already :) I was surprised that you sent me a Coca Cola t-shirt. I laughed when I saw the pan too. When my companion saw the rice he was like "Doesn't your mom know that is a staple here?" What a goof :) I liked it though, thank you :)

29 May 2011 - Pedras Area

I forgot all about Memorial Day, that's ironic.

[I mentioned some near tornadoes we had near our house.] My Texan companion said that they had a tornado somewhere too that was ripping people out of car doors..cool. We had a 'It's gonna be a hot day' alarm go off today, and yesterday, and the day before that and before that.... :) That's the weather here. 

[I was going to answer a question Jeffrey asked about, but I failed to take notes at a meeting with Elder Oaks and couldn't remember the details.] Next time take notes on ALL the things that the apostles talk about :)

["When Mom saw your picture with your mouth stuffed with sunflower seeds she said something like, 'Hey, that's from his birthday package! That stinker!'"] Those were the seeds from Christmas actually, mold doesn't take to salty, baked seeds so I can keep them for a while. That was when my companion was sick so I just decided to take pictures of random stuff. 

["Hey, make sure you get some photos of the monkeys in the trees. The only wildlife I remember seeing in Central America were a few parrots, big frogs, and dead, stinky, rotting dogs in the streets. I didn't take pictures of them, so now I only have the smells to remember them by. (Sniff, sniff. Pee yew. Hey! That reminds me of Nicaragua!)"] I got some pictures of the monkeys in the backyard. They are a little bit fuzzy and the tried to attack me too, but whatever. I see lizards and that's about it. I see a lot of dead cats stuffed into bags. I get those same poignant smells too, especially when our house runs out of water. So we can't flush the toilet, if you know what I'm saying..... :) 

Well my companion is from Texas....Corpus Christi to be exact. We are having a rather dandy time here in Rocks. He knows a lot of scriptures and stuff like that. I don't really take time to memorize them, so he helps me a lot in that way. We have a good time doing the Lord's work. We do a lot of stuff differently, and it's good. We teach with a lot of love and it's good. I'm going to enjoy this transfer. It's fun being with Americans. We make pies and cookies and BBQ and stuff like that. 

15 May 2011 - Pedras Area

[The tarantula photo was kind of scary, but you forgot to put your hand or foot or something to illustrate size next to it. Next time ask your companion to pick it up so you can snap a photo before he pummels it with a broom.] I would have put my hand next to it but I didn't take the picture, and my companion is obviously afraid of spiders. Just believe it was huge.

[I'm curious as to the specific traits that make being a janitor a noble profession. Maybe it's the ninja broom handling skills that come in so handy for fending off Amazonian-sized missionary-eating tarantulas. Except that was your companion. Was he a janitor?] I guess it's because of the manual labor. People think that I made a ton of money too....I wish. I did learn to balance a broom on my finger pretty well, one day I'll show you :)

[I mentioned a story about Elder Araujo, an Area Seventy from Fortaleza.] Yes I know who Elder Araujo is. He is a legend here I guess you could say. Pres. Batt's counselor is an Araujo, but a different person :)

Transfers were this week and I got a new companion. I stayed in the same area. He is my 1st American companion. He is also from Texas so that just makes things better. I already knew him before we were companions and we are good friends. I was surprised that Pres. Batt put us together. I don't know if Michael did this, but here we put covers on our mission planners. They get all sweaty and moldy if you don't, so we just use tape or contact paper to cover them. We glue pictures from the Liahona and stuff to make them look pretty. To honor the Texas duplo I glued the 'David' sunflower seed label on the front and put a Texas flag on the back. Yes I'm legit. We will stay in the same area battling spiders and other large creatures. The other day I saw that we have monkeys in the back yard that live in the banana trees. Well that is all I have for you. I got to eat Burger King too, because of the transfers so that was cool. Me and my companion always say "What a burger" the Whataburger slogan. GO TEXAS

15 May 2011 - Pedras Area

I don't know if you got these pictures but it's a funny story, we live right behind a field of grass and crap aka breeding ground for large amazon critters. There was a huge tarantula in our house the other day. The size of a rabid badger...more or less. I was talking on the phone with the LD and my companion grabbed my camera since his was out of batteries. I looked at the pictures afterwards....the 1st on it looked like he stood on the opposite side of the room and zoomed in and took a picture of a black dust bunny (the spider) the second one he tried to take a picture of him and spider Facebook style and took a picture of the wall and his ear. He tried again and took a picture of his face and a spec of something that I assume is the spider. What a goof. Then he goes mad and kills it and during the super overkill he breaks our broom and then stomps on its already dead, pulverized body. Then he says "I can't believe it broke the broom!" Then after a sigh he said "Que perigo" aka How dangerous! face palm!

[I told him Nokia Siemens Networks bought the portion of Motorola I work for.] Well maybe now you will get some new bling bling since Nokia is richer than Motorola. Besides Motorola only sponsered headphones for football. Siemens sponsers a European soccer team! who knows if it is the same Siemens, but that doesn't matter. Nokia is more famous here too, so you will gain respect and glory in the eyes of the Brazilian people when I tell them what you do. Oddly I get more praise for my janitor job than for studying History at a University...

Well this week was good, it seems like the sun is back...which is great! The teaching goes on, and this was a good week. Sadly, we have a hard time getting people to go to church in this area so we are limited in progressing people. We taught a women whose husband drinks all the time. We promised her if she read The Book of Mormon when he was drunk and screaming etc that she would feel peace and things would get better. When she was at church she told us that her husband was threatening to break stuff etc and she sat down and read The Book of Mormon and he just stopped and fell asleep on the bed! The Book of Mormon is real and powerful!

8 May 2011 - Pedras Area